free footer

A person who does not use cruise control on the highway. They accelerate and decelerate, passing and having to be passed repeatedly over the course of several miles.

I have to hit my brake again, because that free footer just merged in front of me for the fourteenth time.

by DarkStarScott September 24, 2015

Free-labin'

The state or act of a female not wearing underwear

It's so comfortable to wear my sweatpants when I'm free-labin'

by Bryan525 February 26, 2011

national free head day

this takes place on November 18 where your gf has to give you free head

guy: hey it’s national free head day girl: oh yeah proceeds to give the best head ever

by james992 November 13, 2022

Free money

Easy money, meaning you didn’t have to work hard for it

‘Nice bit of free money for you there pal’

by FUoneeyedwilly March 6, 2022

Corner free pee

When u wake up in the night and you in something close to you so u don't have to walk to another room or around the bed to go, other words. You don't have to walk around any corners

I had a corner free pee , I used my kids training toilet last night after drinking beer all night,

by Ray8603 August 27, 2022

Free!

A anime that has HOOOOOTTT boys swimming. It's fucked up.

A: Hey, did you watch the new movie from 'Free!'?
B: Of course. Did you look at Haru? He's sooooo cute

A: Hell no, Makoto is better.

by NoobGamer0398 September 2, 2019

sleeping free

The act in which you go to bed with no clothing on.

Me and my wife are gonna be sleeping free tonight since grandma has the kids.

by Jeremy171717 February 7, 2017