French Press

When you show up to an ice rink with a boner, then pretend to not know how to ice skate and intentionally grab women from behind and pull them down to fall on your boner.

Im heading to union square for a little French Press at the Christmas tree lighting.

by Bukkake de beppo November 15, 2023

Isabelle French

faster than sonic and usain bolt
stronger than knuckles and goku
smarter than tails and a 5th grader COMBINED
and looks like max greenfield

Woah!!! who is that sexy thang running

That’s Isabelle French! She’s faster, smarter and stronger than everything!

by Elise Partlow October 4, 2023

French Handbag

A box of wine. Phrase attributed to Martin Finlay of The Speedometers

Lidl do a great French Handbag - three litres of red for under £15

by Mescalino February 21, 2021

french joe

a twink french boy who cums in a jar and bakes cupcakes for his friends and uses the cum to make the decomposing cupcakes. he sometimes jerks off in history and once got caught dwerking in religious studies.

my auntie is such a french joe she’s so wet

by Dhdhdhdgshd July 31, 2025

French Night

When a group of good “friends” indulge with eachother over a glass of cheap Sauvignon Blanc leading to a steamy night of pleasure between them.

Do you remember when we had a French night?

by MinkyPaws July 27, 2025

French Nutting

When you're making out with somebody during sex when nutting at the same time

Person A and Person B were full on third base, their tongues intertwining and suddenly out of nowhere Person B felt he was about to Nut. So Person B did, right in the middle of their climaxes, AKA FRENCH NUTTING

by Pocky Theif September 4, 2016

French Montana

Those goddamn annoying Minecraft Villagers you hear on the radio.

Mackey: Why do I hear a Villager on the radio?

Minnie: It's probably that French Montana douche again!

by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 7, 2022