David's dad 

An absent father

David's dad: Can you find David's dad?

David's dad by BootyHunter_666 May 3, 2018

ur mom and your dad are both gay

The greatest rebuttal to a rebuttal known to human kind.

Random 2 year old - You' er mom gay
Me - No u
Random 2 year old - Ur mom and your dad are both gay

ur mom and your dad are both gay by no u too May 7, 2018

Conrad the dad 

Conrad the dad is a god in the religion of Conrad. He is the smexiest man in the heavens/hells and people who worship him are also freaking smexy. Addy is his only child, and she's a babe.

Person 1: Conrad's a dad
Person 2: CONRAD THE DAD'S A DAD

Conrad the dad by Leader of the cult of Conrad July 9, 2018

small boy dad

a attractive ; young ; male ; that is relatively short

small boy dad is so hot

small boy dad by can i see ur chungus April 20, 2019

Your mom is my dad 

your mom is my dad is a phrase used to confuzzle someone you are annoyed at.

Me: Your mom is my dad

Someone else: What the fuck

Me: Yeetus to the fetus.

Someone else: MMMM...OKay then.

Your mom is my dad by Maddgymstar May 28, 2019

World's best dad! 

We love you because you are as sweet as chocolate. You're as strong as a dung beetle. We think you are amazing because you are patient and appreciative. Our favorite thing to do with you is to garden. You make us laugh when you are roasting mama. We know you love us because of agape (unconditional love). We love you always because you are an awesome dad!

My dad is the world's best dad!

World's best dad! by Lisle Guo June 21, 2020

Mikey the soccer dad 

Mikey is the absolute definition of a soccer dad there is no doubt about that. if you ever encounter a Mikey run! Mikey is also a drag queen..

Guy; Are you a soccer dad?

you: no I'm a Mikey the soccer dad

guy: oh

Mikey the soccer dad by xxx._The_gurl_next_door_.xxx April 20, 2022