Clown

verb: to create a theory that has to do with an artist (typically about a surprise release) that has the most ridiculous evidence. clownery is facile faith out of vehement (false hope for excitement). more than a stretch, hence the new term.

noun: clownery
adjective: clown
continuous: clowning

Stan 1: In the Capital One commercial they chose seat 13-A and Speak Now Taylor says "good choice".
Stan 2: so???
Stan 1: A is the first letter of the alphabet so 13-A could also mean 13-1...January 13th
Stan 2: i smell clownery coming
Stan 1: January 13th is a Friday!!! That's when Taylor is going to announce Speak Now (Taylor's Version)!!!
Stan 2: now you've got me clowning bc i NEED Speak Now TV

by vehicularbitch January 08, 2023

Clown

Somone stupid as lauren

Mary is a clown

by Brorororo October 26, 2019

Clown

A man who spends money on a girl he ain't fucking or getting head from.

So you didn't fuck her and she didn't give you head? Bro you're a clown

by Savingbrosfrombeingclowns May 22, 2022

Clown

Do you know you are a clown?
Yes, you are the clown.🤡

Clown
You're the best person in my life.
*One week later
She/he got a new bf/gf

by Heeseung's gf November 21, 2021

Clown

Me

Damn im a clown

by Aaaaaaaa clownnnnnn November 14, 2019

Clown

Someone who's liked someone for more then 10 months an dthe other person doesn't like them back how sad 😔

Omg guti likes mollie but she doesn't like him back hes such a clown!

by _idontknow_ November 07, 2019

Clown

When you constantly fall for the same guy after he makes it obvious that he’s not interested.

Candace: you’re cute let’s date
Calton: nah bro I’m good
Candace: he totally likes me
Taysha: you are a clown

by Binkybabydsddy October 29, 2019