cat blood

CAT BLOOD! There once was a pastor of a now defunct church in the south, his name was Louis Lamonica (feel free to google that name). Ol' Louis loved to put the rape on the children of the members of his congregation. Not being a catholic priest he had to spice it up a bit and decided to take a cat and cut it's head off and throw the blood all over the children as he and others molested the holy ghost right out of them. He screwed them, he made them screw each other, and he made 'em screw a dog too! well anyways, he walks into a police department, confesses, and then is surprised that they arrest him... as well as being totally messed up in origin this slang term has come to mean the rape of something. It can also mean someone was going nuts. and can be used as a noun to describe your friend. Not that he engaged in child rape or crimes against nature, but he is a total suspect and should be watched all the same. Use it as an Interjection or exclamation also, that will really set the mood at a party or wherever the feeling strikes you.

to a friend... "sup, Catblood!"
at work, someone asks what you are doing reply "just cat-bloodin"
you see an attractive lady, say to her "OH YEAH I'M BOUT TO CATBLOOD ALL OVER YOU" well maybe dont say that.
someone offends you, imply they love sex with children and crimes against nature, "get this fruit drinking all this catblood and such" ... they wont mess with you again.
you see some guy with a beard (f.y.i. beards are totally lame) say "shave your cat blood-soaked jiz mop beard fruit bag"

by catblood October 21, 2010

Cat Chat

The way you sound when you try to meow in order to entice your cat to let you pet it.

Dave used cat chat to get his cat stanley to come over here.

by Dave Doucette December 24, 2007

spaf a cat

another term used for fuck a duck

oh, why don't you just go and spaf a cat

by Ian Parker November 17, 2004

Pako the Cat

A bad ass "monster" from "Lineage II." It resides on Talking Island, on the West coast, about halfway upisland near a shack. As it is known right now, impossible to kill, has an unknown level. Warriors using any special skills force it to disappear. When the Pako attacks, he tends to aim for the groin region on human-sized charaters.

In appearance, it is under 4ft tall, coated in white fur with blue eyes. Wears white pantaloons, red/gold robe, gold/red bandana.

Hey! Lets kill Pako the Cat!

by Engel April 22, 2004

channel cat

1. The act of or being a woman that is a dirty whore. The kind that is always feeding off the bottom of the barrell or will have sex with anything.

2. A woman that is like a channel in the water everybody has to go through it to get to port.

3. A woman that will go to any depths of the river to get dick; a bottom feeder

That chick Jaz is a straight up channel cat.

Look at that channel cat over there bottom feeding.

by hadnuts September 4, 2007

Ghetto Cat

(proper noun) - A derogatory name for Food Lion grocery store

Yo, drop by the Ghetto Cat and pick me up a carton of smokes.

by YodaDoe February 7, 2005

cat daddy

a shameful end to a hip hop career.

The point is. Chris Brown sucks. Cat daddy.

by abuseacount March 5, 2011