beef napkin

N. When a male ejaculates on a female and has nothing but a hamburger to wipe her. She may or may not eat the burger afterwards.

clarise was covered in cum and could barely see or breathe, luckily Randal had a beef napkin

by Chuck Richards October 24, 2015

beef curts

When a girl has freakishly long fanny flaps

girl goes to the toilet and takes a very long time. She finally comes back.

Boy to girl: Emma, did your beef curts touch the water?

The girl I got with last night had beef curts. Man it was ugly.

by Jenna wenna December 10, 2015

Roast Beef In a Blender

The loosest pussy around. Lips hanging out so long she has to tuck them in.

Juan: Hey Jose did you hear about Linda?

Jose: Ya, I heard she had mad roast beef in a blender!

by Daequan III March 4, 2016

Beef Stain

Is when you leave a steamy shit on the ground that then gets kicked which leaves a greasy outline of said stool.

Dale had a turd ball dribble out his pant leg that left quite the beef stain on the ground.

by GrEEKNESS75 June 30, 2019

Beef Cheeks

Term used for the buttocks

Damn Adam, you got some nice beef cheeks.

by StonkyKong July 4, 2019

Eat the Beef

Stop the arguement permanently

Eat the beef man, it's not worth discussing.

by Legal Gang$ta July 8, 2019

bread over beef

Bread over beef: to get money rather then beef.

Bread over beef

by Bread over beef July 14, 2019