Apple is a shy biotch. Once you meet her you'll understand why. She feels like nobody likes her and that she is awkward. Some of Apple's anxiety leads to her being very insecure about herself. When you become her true friend, being a crackhead is what she's all about.
Apple is a crackhead.
by Being shy and insecure sucks. October 28, 2019
Get the Applemug. by MehMilkIsMariosFavDrink February 22, 2017
Get the Applemug. An extremely large penis. A dick that when fully erect can exceed the length of 9 inches and up. The length is not the only impressive feature, but these large penises also have a significant girth that can weigh up to 3/4 pounds when at full blood capacity. Men who are blessed with such a large cock oftentimes are unaware of their impressive appendage and are sometimes surprised to learn that many women are often afraid of its size in their young adulthood because of massive size that can cause insecurity during sexual encounters due to their inability to handle such a gigantic pecker. This special men later find that only a special woman with the right skills of handling an incredible dick without crying about the pain of intercourse or provoking an unattractive gag reflex during fellatio. Women all over the world who are lucky enough to get a special man to be their husbands all understand why their huge dicks are often described as; “like a baby’s arm holding an apple”
“Gurl…. You wouldn’t believe me if I told you how huge Mr. W’s dick is….let’s just say that it’s like a baby’s arm holding an apple”
by milfndenver July 8, 2024
Get the Baby’s arm holding an applemug. "Did you see Sheila last night? She used to be such a cougar, but damn that apple is browning. Fast."
"Oh, she's so sad. Clearly she doesn't realize she's a browning apple."
"Oh, she's so sad. Clearly she doesn't realize she's a browning apple."
by Cattocius April 26, 2012
Get the Browning applemug. Paul: bruh my gf just broke up with me..
Phil: hey its okay buddy, just apple jack and you'll feel better
Phil: hey its okay buddy, just apple jack and you'll feel better
by Sneakpuppies July 24, 2022
Get the Apple Jackmug. by zyxoelv March 22, 2021
Get the Rainbow Apple Slicemug. by kd_whoever October 5, 2025
Get the Slavic Applemug.