anal glacouma

The inability to see one's rectum.

I just can't see my ass coming in to work today due to a severe case of anal glacouma.

by Howie Gowa July 23, 2004

anal pirate

when people dress up as pirates and have anal. then after that the male pirate inserts his balls into the females ass.

dude i did it anal pirate with my girl last night.
or ur a fucking anal pirate.

by brett maquiss February 10, 2007

anal burger

to shove a burger, (doesn't matter what kind) into the girls ass, then you proceed to fuck the shit out of it,
after your done, you take the mutated burger out with your lips and eat it for supper

dude, i was so hungry last night, so i went to your moms house and made an anal burger!

by jizzyG October 11, 2007

anal sex

sticking an object (penis, vibrator, etc.) in one's ass. Some guys love it cause it's tight, or maybe cause the girls vagina is too loose. Some girls love it for reasons unknown to me, but most likely because it feels good.

Contrary to popular belief, it is NOT mostly done to women. Everybody does it. (Even some straight guys like things in their ass. Males do have a g-spot...and it's up there.)

Me: Man, that red-headed bitch Natalie had the loosest pussy EVER! So I had anal sex with her...unfortunately, since her best friend kept fucking her in the ass with a massive vibrator, her asshole was loose too!
Friend: Man, that sucks...
Me: Yeah. I'm glad I wore a condom. I found out she slept with lots of guys, including our old friend Roman. It turned out she got some kinda STD, Herpes or something.
Friend: Wow...well, that's what the bitch got for sleeping with her boyfriend's best friend, and then lying to everyone about it.

by Drew89 December 25, 2009

Anal bleacher

Mean's the same as "ass licker" or "brown noser".
if some one is sucking up to there boss to get promotion they would be considerd an "Anal Bleacher"

Hi boss let me do that for you!.............and that............and that..........and that!
coming for a fue beers and a curry after work boss?
-What an Anal Bleacher

by Chris penticost June 15, 2008

anal probe

a probe used on the anus. used to discover the iner most cavity of an anus

a doctor could use an anal probe to dislodge a pencil from a pacients anus

by aaaaarochey May 13, 2005

anal bomb

These are the giant, sphere like shits you do. They will then general make a impressive splash, showering your messy anus with water, piss or in cases of diarrhea ANUS OIL

"Lol Dunstan did a massive anal bomb and covered his gubby anus with runny shit, whata douche"

by Richard123 January 5, 2006