Fucking die

I’d you are annoyed just tell someone to fucking die it’s easy

Person 1: bro give me some money my entire family is plotting to kill me

Person2: fucking die

by Explosivebutter April 24, 2022

Dumb Fuck

Jana

Jana is acting as usual dumb fuck today <3

by monkejack April 15, 2022

tiger fuck

what you get in your bed if you don’t wash it

Keisha- “i haven’t washed my bed sheets in 3 months”

Amanda- “that’s how you get tiger fucks in your bed”

by kmoneyballerbills May 13, 2024

FML (fuck my life)

When you're having a very bad day or something bad has happened to you within the last 30 seconds to 18 hours

You: visits Urban dictionary and find lesbian threesome
You: texts friend --- FML (fuck my life)
Friend: texts back --- why
You: texts to friend --- I accidentally stumbled on to lesbian threesome on Urban dictionary
Friend: texts back --- makes sense

by Seaserpant June 5, 2022

Noicely-fucked

The exact moment when you realize that teaching angles in billiards to your opponent has left you with all of your balls still left on the table as they are shooting for the eight. You are proud yet feel like you're about to be fucked. .

Mike: "So should I go for the 5 ball in the side? Or take the 7 up the rail?"
Liz: "I'd pocket the side first and come back for the 7 to leave you clean with the 8"
Christina: "Liz, you are about to get noicely-fucked!"
*Mike makes both shots*
Liz: "Been fucked worse on this table..."

by lbdub March 16, 2022

Fucking-veichle

a friend, who is also your whore.

but I shant ever get back the upward boredom
which I lost

when the 'Fucking-veichle' didn't break down and cry

by pickupyourchinadoll August 24, 2017

Conga line of fuck

A conga line of fuck is a type of orgy where a group of people are formed into a conga line. All participants other than the leader and caboose are to have their dicks inserted into the receiver’s rectum and the giver’s dick inserted into their rectum. The line leader is to play the bongos unless there are enough participants to form an Ouroboros. Females can participate in this act too, but will be required to wear a strap on.

Daniel: “Hey, do you want to do a conga line of fuck with me and Jason on Saturday night?”
Caleb: “Sorry dude, I can’t this time. My ass still hurts from when Jason blew his load into me the last time we did that.”

by rosenovarocks May 10, 2025