the closet is fucking glass

to tell someone who is denying being queer that their queerness is too obvious to ignore

lily: bro, just say that you're gay. it's not that hard!
george: i'm not, though??? i'm straight..
cameron (walking by and talking to george): hi, sweetheart!
george (turns around): oh. hi, darling :)
*cameron walks away*
lily: .....
george: what?!?!
lily: my dude, my bro, my bROther in Christ. the closet is fucking glass. how are you THIS dense???

by iamlexiv December 6, 2023

fuck on

when someone tells you to fuck off but you're feeling like a sassy cunt

person: Fuck off
you: i'd rather fuck on thank you very much

by SlamDuncan32 March 6, 2018

fuck

fucking fuck fucking definiton of all fucking fuckers

fuck you fucking fuckers

by anonymous November 13, 2021

Key Fucking

The act of seductively inserting and slowly removing a key from its slot.

Triangle had me key fucking the lock until all was calm and cool but still wouldn’t let me open it.

by DaveDarling March 31, 2024

Fuck

Its a nother word for sex. We like rhis word alot

Lets fuck

by Skjdhd November 24, 2020

Fat Fuck

A pretty smart dog from South Africa, this fat fuck eats 15.3KG of cat food on average a day. This little shit is also scared of water.

We had to get a tow truck to rescue fat fuck from the pool.

by fatfuckincorporated December 20, 2024

Fuck monkey

When a guy gets pegged and screams “OO OO AUGH AUGH~” while getting it in the ass

Alex: hey did you hear Owen is a fuck monkey?
John: oh.

If you ever do this while being pegged, please seek help.
Thank you.

by phelon (felon) July 2, 2024