Fuck shit up

Eat good food. Eat well.

Hey let's go to that burger restaurant and fuck shit up!

by Raheemworld December 9, 2021

Fuck me

Used in Britain as a sigh of frustration whenever something bad happens. Usually mumbled under the breath.

Boss: We’ve decided to increase your shift from 8 hours to 9 hours
Brian: *sigh* fuck me

by britishpoo September 13, 2021

Fuck Stallion

(Used Ironically/sarcastically) a wuss, cuckold or total bitch. A male who would struggle to bench press 1/5 of his body weight.

"Did you see Wally trying to curl the olympic bar earlier?"
"Yeah. Wowza, what a fuck stallion.

by the Chame-Loc'ster March 26, 2024

Now the tuxedos seem kinda fucked up

In sports terms, the precise moment when you realize why that promising call-up from the minor leagues was in the minor leagues in the first place.

Inspired by Step Brothers (2008). Applicable to any team or a group dynamic.

Third-string goalie pitches a shutout in his first game, then gets lit up in his second game.

“Now the tuxedos seem kinda fucked up.”

by ApathyInaction May 10, 2025

fucking shit

shit that is fucking itself

1. you smell like a fucking shit

by theballtickler69420 August 26, 2023

Corona fucking

When two people want to fuck but they have the corona virus but they say screw it and fuck anyways.

Why the hell are they Corona fucking

by Whfbskdiwfndna March 23, 2020

fucking job

You just searched this to see "get a fucking job" at the mug section.

I need a fucking job

by Fucking freelancer March 20, 2021