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National Fuck Day

what the fuck? are you sick? its not a fucking real day!! go die in a fire you sicko if you think its real
person 1: "hey! did you know that june 21 is national fuck day?"
person 2: " go kill yourself bitch! its a stupid thing to believe!"
by char_spring June 4, 2022
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FML (fuck my life)

When you're having a very bad day or something bad has happened to you within the last 30 seconds to 18 hours
You: visits Urban dictionary and find lesbian threesome
You: texts friend --- FML (fuck my life)
Friend: texts back --- why
You: texts to friend --- I accidentally stumbled on to lesbian threesome on Urban dictionary
Friend: texts back --- makes sense
by Seaserpant June 5, 2022
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I Fuck You

by cfzvh March 31, 2022
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fuck off

Rudely telling someone to get the fuck away from you because they're pissing you off.
flipping someone off with words.

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Linzey: *stealing a pack of gum bc the cashier didnt see it on the counter *

Karen: Did you pay for that?

Linzey: Fuck off
by i love trent April 2, 2022
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FUCK

Will Smith don't have to curse to sell records. Well I do so FUCK him and Fuck you to.
by K1LL3R MK4 April 3, 2022
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Fuck Rock

phallic shaped crystal one uses to pleasure oneself
That fuck rock made me cum so hard
by TrailRN April 4, 2022
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