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Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Paper Macher, Fabrege Egg, Fisher Price Keys<.7.9.7.> mug.AN EGG. He looks like an egg, acts like an egg, and he’s all around an egg. He has a child which is an oyster and a friend who is an ugly nut. They’re in a cult trio called the Death Foods. They spend their time coming after kids in third period, slowly taking them out. If you ever seen him in public, avoid him. don’t look into his eyes. He will turn you into an egg
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Get the intro egg mug.The most cursed, chaotic, and spiritually questionable form of eggs ever conceptualized. Originated when Rosie uttered the now-infamous phrase “mason’s eggs” as Gabo was actively cooking eggs, instantly summoning a vortex of unhinged energy into the kitchen. Gabo and Maria, in a fit of sleep-deprived brainrot, declared them holy. Or haunted. Unclear.
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“Bro these scrambled eggs taste like mason’s eggs—like, in a good way but also I think I saw God.”
“She said mason’s eggs and I blacked out for 3 minutes. I woke up holding a spatula and questioning my purpose.”
Warning: Consumption may cause existential dread, divine revelations, or spontaneous interpretive dance.
“Bro these scrambled eggs taste like mason’s eggs—like, in a good way but also I think I saw God.”
“She said mason’s eggs and I blacked out for 3 minutes. I woke up holding a spatula and questioning my purpose.”
Warning: Consumption may cause existential dread, divine revelations, or spontaneous interpretive dance.
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