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Twat

A British term for someone who is just a silly little stinker
"Oi mate, you little twat, get o'er 'here, or I'll send you to the colonies. I love queen lizzy, tea, biscuits, crumpets, scones, yorkshire, and the town of sussex.

God save our gracious Queen,
Long live our noble Queen,
God save the Queen!
Send her victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us,
God save the Queen!

O Lord our God arise,
Scatter our enemies,
And make them fall!
Confound their politics,
Frustrate their knavish tricks,
On Thee our hopes we fix,
God save us all!

Not in this land alone,
But be God’s mercies known,
From shore to shore!
Lord make the nations see,
That men should brothers be,
And form one family,
The wide world o’er.

From every latent foe,
From the assassin's blow,
God save the Queen!
O’er his thine arm extend,
For Britain’s sake defend,
Our father, prince, and friend,
God save the Queen!

Thy choicest gifts in store,
On her be pleased to pour,
Long may she reign!
May she defend our laws,
And ever give us cause,
To sing with heart and voice,
God save the Queen!"
by laddie616 November 6, 2022
mugGet the Twatmug.

K-Twat

Kez hay it
'Is Kez coming out? Nah man you know how K-Twat be'
by DC3917 February 5, 2021
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Twat tickler teste nibbler

I have to go to my cousins birthday party. Twat tickler teste nibbler!
by Big Ball Nigga 69 April 25, 2024
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twat gobblin

A girl who eats pussy after cumming multiple times
by stonedsurfer5524 October 3, 2013
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twat plant

Also known as a vagina, pussy, va-jay jay. It also grows next to the cactus in the desert.
She needs to do something with that twat plant.
by Kandicyd July 24, 2009
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Twat

Fucking twat took my last beer and didn't even ask.
by Randy goat fucker July 17, 2025
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Twat Plot

A. When you are excited about a television show and your trying to say plot twist and you get tounge tied.

B. A man that goes on the prowl at a place that is well known for women being freely sexual.

C. A female that gives twat very easy.

D. someone who is acting stupid
Guys I'm headed to the twat plot and let my game lose.
by plottwist101 April 15, 2019
mugGet the Twat Plotmug.

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