French Hand

When a man gets a handjob and has his pubes braided at the same time.

I got a french hand yesterday. My crouch looks like snoop dogg.

by g-mancer December 5, 2011

porcelain French horn

The shitter , the shit pot , the dunny, the chodbin, the shunky, the cludgy, the bog.

Excuse me for a brief few moments Delilah ,

One requires to repair to the Porcelain French Horn to offload a hefty quantity of arse bars

by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023

French Clench

Deadly sex technique, two partners clenching on their private parts as hard as they can, while french kissing, until one of them passes out. May involve urine, ropes, slurry, homeless people, BDSM gear, feces, and rarely : live animals.

- Bob, How's your sex life with Stanley?
- We keep it kinky with the French Clench.

by totus tuus March 6, 2024

French Oven

Like a dutch oven but you stay under the sheets french kissing your significant other and pressing your nose to your significant other's cheek so that you don't smell your fabrication.

Yesterday I gave my gf a french oven. She did not like it.

by Joelito69 January 25, 2021

sincere french

Someone who is delulu and loud usually black or a monkey

my friend hailey is being talk to by sincere french

by mr thug steppa January 22, 2024

the french

A group of people known for last names such as: Fontaine, Balenciaga, Anouilh (which means slow worm), Beauséjour, Ferrière, and more.

"Why do the french have such difficult to pronounce last names."

by xXXmillennialcoolXXx February 14, 2022

Frenching the Wall

Kissing (with tongue) the partition wall between urinals where all the salty piss splatter builds up. An alternative bullying method to giving someone a swirly.

" We caught him frenching the wall, he's so gross!"

by psycho505 September 25, 2025