Monkey Nft

its a picture of a monkey and u can design it and sell it its literally a fucking pfp and shitheads buy it for like 1000 dollars instead of just saving the image heres what to do right click the picture save image or if u dont wanna be cald copy cat copy the image change one pixel and now its yours.

heres an example bitches. random shithead: *sells golen monkey nft a.k.a pfp* random fucker: OMG A GOLEN MONKEY NFT IAM A SHITHEAD SO ILL BUY IT EVEN IF ITS 1000 DOLLARS INSTEAD OF SAVING THE IMAGE OR RIGHT CLICKING THE IMAGE AND COPY IT. if you dont understand or hate me for this i dont care so fuck you.

by mentallyEru December 11, 2021

Guide-monkey

Similar to a guide dog but instead of leading the blind they lead the distracted.

dennis bought a guide-monkey to make him a better man

by joe mortell April 21, 2008

French Monkey

A person who has both naturally blonde hair and naturally blonde pubic hair.

Jane is definitely a French Monkey. Have you seen how blonde her hair is?

by KikiC December 20, 2010

Monkey Stump

The base of your spine where your monkey tail would have been before you evolved.

I just broke my monkey stump when skateboarding

by Monkee mischief March 1, 2011

cracker monkey

Used to insult a white person especially when they're being a bigot.

Hey you cracker monkey, get out of here.

by Rico the Hispanic September 20, 2009

anger monkeys

The tiny invisible monkeys that sit on your shoulder during times of rage.

When Leighs flight was cancelled the anger monkeys came out.

by JLRR February 5, 2007

Wrench monkey

Someone who likes getting elbow deep in moto oil and only work on classic muscle cars

Mac was a wrench monkey, he spent 3 months fixing a 69 camaro for his dad.

by Chris teach math March 30, 2017