A state of being stuck in which one has no ability to speak and therefore utters only the name of The Lonestar State.
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when someone is glowing brighter than the sun, the sun in this galaxy gets jealous and turns off. the world remains lit by the new star's glorious rays. the only place there is detectable change is in Texas, where the temperature drops dramatically. and so everyone's all 'what I thought Texas was supposed to be hot!' as in 'a new, brighter, more powerful star has been born.'
when someone is glowing brighter than the sun, the sun in this galaxy gets jealous and turns off. the world remains lit by the new star's glorious rays. the only place there is detectable change is in Texas, where the temperature drops dramatically. and so everyone's all 'what I thought Texas was supposed to be hot!' as in 'a new, brighter, more powerful star has been born.'
damn juul pod, you see that shot of Mel @ her new PAYING job?? I thought Texas was supposed to be hot
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I was feeling a little frisky last night so I took the ol' gal to Longhorn Steakhouse and then gave her a Texas Neckbrace after
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While on a road trip through Texas I stopped to use the bathroom at a rest stop, but they were out of order so I had to leave a Texas picnic basket
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Bill: She sure did. She looks like a texas saddle...rode hard and hung up wet!
Bill: She sure did. She looks like a texas saddle...rode hard and hung up wet!
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