Corpus Christi, Texas

The great value version of Mobile, AL.

Corpus Christi is a city that proves every negative racial stereotype. Only good thing that has come from Corpus Christi is whataburger

Corpus Christi, Texas sucks

by IhateSouthTexas January 15, 2024

West Texas Single

When an oilfield worker comes to west Texas for work, and acts as though he’s single for his two weeks there, but in reality has a wife and three kids back home, often states a way.

As often found in Tinder bios ‘Please actually be single, and not west Texas single.’ or ‘Don’t let me find out you have a wife back home.’

by richardstroker January 2, 2024

Texas Orchestra

A term to describe a rather large arsenal of weapons, usually firearms.

Richard brought out the whole Texas Orchestra when he found out his wife was fucking a lot of other dudes.

by George Palorovik January 16, 2024

Texas

A state of being stuck in which one has no ability to speak and therefore utters only the name of The Lonestar State.

Julie was in texas mode as a result of the mass quantity of chardonnays she ingested.

by Daddyrenzo November 3, 2021

booker texas

Small ass hick town in the middle of bum fuck nowhere population about 800 no one knows for sure cause the census workers get scared off by the KKK members. Also the main reason for thete being no african americans in the population.

Did you know Booker Texas is only. A square mile at the most

by Millsmechanics December 25, 2016

Texas Pepperoni

When someone has big ahh nips and you wanna suck on em

Zach Brogan has some texas pepperonis

by forniterizzla9 September 24, 2025

Texas eiffel tower

When 2 dudes spit roast someone and a third person rides the person being spit roasted like a cowboy. They hold the person's hair and swing their other arm like a lasso.

Dude1: let's texas eiffel tower that girl
Dude2: only if I can be the cowboy
Dude3: fuck yeah!

by Notforyou22 December 17, 2024