A disease/disorder/stupidness/faggotry that causes a person to automatically type youtube.com automatically as they open their internet browser.
This disease is usually obtained by watching too much porn from a Youtuber named Fred, who is very innocent and wants nothing more than to come to your kids' house at night and play with them
Cures: There is no known cure for Youtube Syndrome, but a brilliant scientist by the name of Ms. South Carolina, deduced a way to deal with this deadly and life threatening disease.
1. Get someone to tie you to a chair with 5 rolls of duct tape, I repeat 5 rolls or else it won't hold you down
2. Place you and chair in front of computer
3. Open up the web browser (Right here is where you need to be careful, as numerous reports indicate excessive seizures, violence 10 biting related deaths have been reported and masturbation
4. Hold down his fingers from typing on the keyboard (they will probably have escaped from the duct tape already)(preferably with a knife because it works so well)
5. Watch him scream and agonize in pain from not getting to go to youtube.com
6. Repeat steps 1-5 for 2 years (or until the patient doesnt have hands left -_-)
Number of PPL dead from this disease: 2 tril / 0 X 1 mil
please, dont be another victim (also see stupidity)
This disease is usually obtained by watching too much porn from a Youtuber named Fred, who is very innocent and wants nothing more than to come to your kids' house at night and play with them
Cures: There is no known cure for Youtube Syndrome, but a brilliant scientist by the name of Ms. South Carolina, deduced a way to deal with this deadly and life threatening disease.
1. Get someone to tie you to a chair with 5 rolls of duct tape, I repeat 5 rolls or else it won't hold you down
2. Place you and chair in front of computer
3. Open up the web browser (Right here is where you need to be careful, as numerous reports indicate excessive seizures, violence 10 biting related deaths have been reported and masturbation
4. Hold down his fingers from typing on the keyboard (they will probably have escaped from the duct tape already)(preferably with a knife because it works so well)
5. Watch him scream and agonize in pain from not getting to go to youtube.com
6. Repeat steps 1-5 for 2 years (or until the patient doesnt have hands left -_-)
Number of PPL dead from this disease: 2 tril / 0 X 1 mil
please, dont be another victim (also see stupidity)
Person 1: Awww, did you hear about Bill?
Person 2: No, what happened?
Person 1: It's so sad, everytime he tries to google something, it just goes to Youtube
Person 2: Oh My God, he has Youtube Syndrome! We need to quarantine him
Bill: BITCH DATS A MISTAKE!
Person 2: No, what happened?
Person 1: It's so sad, everytime he tries to google something, it just goes to Youtube
Person 2: Oh My God, he has Youtube Syndrome! We need to quarantine him
Bill: BITCH DATS A MISTAKE!
by mock twayne October 26, 2009
Get the Youtube Syndromemug. by That gothic child December 20, 2020
Get the Down Syndromemug. mental disorder caused by an extra chromosome. causes learning difficulties as well as a flat looking face.(Kinda Like a Pug)
by Daniel Prince February 22, 2005
Get the Down syndromemug. Richard: First mad cow disease, then Asian bird flu, now swine flu; I can't *wait* for dalmatian syndrome!
Vincent: Shit, there's a new one!?
Richard: No, it's the codename for the next big one.
Vincent: Shit, there's a new one!?
Richard: No, it's the codename for the next big one.
by PracticalVal September 3, 2009
Get the Dalmatian Syndromemug. A severely antisocial condition causing the sufferer to purposely bring about his own isolation from society so he is not in any way disturbed during playing Skyrm. In severe cases emotional bonds such as long-term relationships can be completely destroyed by this syndrome.
Francis: did you hear about Nathan?
Amy: no, what's up?
Francis: he hasn't talked or looked anyone in days.
Amy: what is it, is he depressed?
Francis: no, it's ... it's Skyrim syndrome
Amy: but that means, he will be lost to us for 300 hours or more!
Amy: no, what's up?
Francis: he hasn't talked or looked anyone in days.
Amy: what is it, is he depressed?
Francis: no, it's ... it's Skyrim syndrome
Amy: but that means, he will be lost to us for 300 hours or more!
by buck-savage November 30, 2011
Get the Skyrim syndromemug. by pyrosef October 8, 2008
Get the Assburgers Syndromemug. When you're checking out a girl from behind you can see her legs, her arse and her hair. She looks like a 16-year-old. She turns around and you realise she's actually 64. You have to wash your eyes out with soap.
Loosely connected to Kronenberg 1664's 'a bad year for composing a good year for beer' adverts. Not sure how though...
Loosely connected to Kronenberg 1664's 'a bad year for composing a good year for beer' adverts. Not sure how though...
by geofferz April 23, 2006
Get the 1664 Syndromemug.