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BFDI Rule 34

Art made for object show fans to either get a huge boner while looking, or pull out 3 gallons of bleach to share with friends.
Person 1: OH MY GOD THAT IS SOOO HOT!
Person 2: What about it?
Person 1: It’s BFDI rule 34! I’m getting a boner!
Person 2: Friends, get out the bleach *drinks bleach*
Person 3: *drinks bleach*
Everyone else: *drinks bleach*
by nutsacktickler69 June 19, 2023
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The Puffy Coat rule

A unwritten yet indisputable rule within professional football: When the manager of a professional football team wears a puffy coat to the game his team will lose.

In an instance where the manager of both teams wears a puffy coat those teams shall draw but with notably bad defending from both sides to prevent supporters being satisfied with the point.

Only Arsene Wenger is able to defy the puffy coat rule. His Arsenal side defeating the widely accepted 'best team in the world' Barcelona 2-1 despite their manager sporting the oversized coat.
Roy Hodgson and his puffy coat were relieved of the role of manager today after they lead Liverpool to their worst start for over 50 years. Hodgson another victim of the puffy coat rule having only been at the reigns for 31 games (the shortest in the club's history.)

Arsenal completed their comeback against Barcelona to win 2-1 courtesy of a strike by Andrei Arshavin. This result came despite their manager Arsene Wenger sporting a puffy coat on the touchline. Contrary to the puffy coat rule.
by DefinitionGoose December 3, 2011
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12 am rule

Anything said between 12:00am-1am is not to be taken literally if furthering the conversation will result in self incrimination.
Girl: “Omg did you hear how john called me a slut?”
Guy: “Yeah I heard, but he’s good because of the 12 am rule ya slut”
by joebidenismyuncle May 3, 2020
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rule number 2

i'm gonna walk away, you know rule number 2?
by phatskinnyguy August 3, 2019
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rule 365

If you find rule 365 whether by being Jebaited or by looking it up, you are now permanently gay and must refer to Rule 20 and do so accordingly to the most recent person you were in contact with.
Bro, do you know rule 365?
What? *looks it up*
GOTTEM
by Revisor Of Rules October 5, 2020
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Rule 172

If anybody says anything to Jaliegh that is meant to be an insult, they must get them a girlfriend. This especially applies to their neighbors 🙏half joking. kinda. maybe. maybe not.
"omg Jaliegh, you bean!"
"rule 172."
"I meant- uh- soapy waffle!"
"still rule 172."
"uh, uh!! I mean you're an improper fraction!!"
"just stop trying."
"stupid mudblood..."
"rule 172, its final."
by JfizzyYT April 24, 2022
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road rules

a tv show onmt that is way past its prime
On Road Rules, people are tools!
by allofit July 16, 2003
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