Meaty Pizza

A gay male who not only has big meat, but is really buff and has highly attractive face, the only downside being his face looks greasier than Pizza.

He's nice and all but he's a meaty pizza, the grease makes him look repulsive

by YeetB!tch December 27, 2016

Pizza

A word often used in place of sex.

“Hey babe, do you want to come over for pizza”

by Tamsin Riley June 13, 2021

cold pizza

sometimes good sometimes shit

i like to eat cold pizza, but only sometimes

by scoobert-doo September 22, 2022

U.S embassy pizza

Absolute garbage pizza that no one should buy. It tastes like if you slept in wet socks.

Dontavius: Hey, im gonna get pizza lmao

Quandale: where

Dontavius: Im getting U.S embassy pizza
QUANDALE: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by US embassy pizza February 14, 2022

Pizza Kiev

hiring an Eastern European prostitute, having her eat a full room service spread at the Four Seasons, and then jacking off under a glass coffee table while she pukes it all up onto the top.

credit to: somethingawful

#1: The CEO really likes his pizza kiev
#2: wow :/

by SonoControl October 2, 2013

Emergency pizza outfit

Emergency pizza outfit is a socially acceptable looking set of clothes that pizza pros put on after ordering pizza online. The emergency outfit usually stays hidden under a comfy, stretched and obviously dirty sweater that gets thrown on a floor in panic upon hearing a doorbell by the pizza pro.

In an effort not to look like a complete flat troll, one can complement the emergency pizza outfit with a crazy, upside down head shake to make one's hair not look so blaaah.

Gurl, I'm so on point today. I even put on my emergency pizza outfit, so the delivery guy doesn't think I'm a freaking flat troll.

by peanutbuttermothernutter December 7, 2016

Pisagna Pizza

(Pisagna pronounced (pi-zaan-yuh) The base is a layer of your choice of ground meat sautéd with minced onion plus spices fold in marinara sauce. Then a layer of ricotta. Then a blend of mozzarella and parmesan. Bake until melted. Top off with fresh tomato slices, fresh parsley, and fresh basil.

Brian asked Greg, “Do you want a pisagna Pizza?” Greg said, “Heck yeah!”

by Amelia.Summers January 24, 2025