he is such a Jacob Wigton.
by Crap shooter October 25, 2016

A really really short kid who gets all the ladies and is the best at basketball and baseball. Jacob is mostly cute to ladies, sweet, and VERY funny
by bigboychungas September 25, 2020

Jacob is very cute and funny. He often makes people laugh to hide his inner emotions. Once he falls for a girl, he takes a long time to get over her until he finds someone else.
by Lolguy17383727 October 27, 2018

by Thuglife123 May 21, 2018

An absolute NPC. Only speaks of Minecraft, Bendy's goon caves and Porn. They are losers. Their brothers should be ran be ran over by lorries and the corpses should be hid in the woods sending their parents into distress until they commit suicide. (Has a 75% chance of spawning with an extra Y chromo(Jacobs syndrome))
P1"Man that guys such a Jacob."
P2"Didn't his brother get ran over by a lorry?"
P1"Oh yeah his parents went insane and killed themselves cause he would only talk about Minecraft, Bendy's goon caves and Porn after his brother was never seen again."
P2"Womp womp, cry 'bout it"
P2"Didn't his brother get ran over by a lorry?"
P1"Oh yeah his parents went insane and killed themselves cause he would only talk about Minecraft, Bendy's goon caves and Porn after his brother was never seen again."
P2"Womp womp, cry 'bout it"
by Jerad & Jermaine July 9, 2025

The most amazing person ever. He is so great, he is hot, smart, absolutely hilarious and the funniest person that you will ever meet. He is a great friend to anyone, he is very good with girls and can get whomever he wants. He is just an al-round amazing, great, humorous great guy.
by 😂🤪🥵 March 19, 2020
