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Meat Shower

Meat shower is a phrase that was coined by an accidental predictive texting accident. Is now used to describe mutton, beef and lamb in dresses. Also used in conjunction with pork log, and squirrel nuts.

a.k.a the Lady Gaga meat dress incident
Did you see Lady Gaga in that dress? yeah man looks like she took a meat shower.
by Pork Log October 1, 2010
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pubic meat

The area of skin upon which your pubic hair grows. Located directly above the penis.
Ben: Haha, I totally just ball-tapped you!
Dan: No, you just hit me in the pubic meat.
by hardonforme October 28, 2010
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Croch Meat

1. A male's penis.
A. Having a large penis
2. A female's Vagina.
a. Having a deep vagina
3. Hiding Genitals or oral sex.
4. Vagital sex
5. Anal Sex (Gay or straight)
1. He's playing with his Croch Meat.
A. Heavy Croch Meat.
2. She's poking her Croch Meat.
a. Hollow Croch Meat
3. Putting away that/the Croch Meat.
4. Croch Meat Sandwich.
5. Croch Meat Salad.
by Aaron L. September 1, 2008
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check the meat

A phrase to be used in social situations when one wishes to discretely refer to the act of sex.
Excuse me everyone, Jim and I have gotta go check the meat.
~OR~
We checked the meat the other night, and boy was it great!
by somilrah October 27, 2007
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meat gum

A delicious combination of spices and sausage that when chewed resembles the texture of gum but tastes like god just put a little slice of heaven in your mouth. Often consumed around a raging campfire along with a few dozen beers.
We were standing around a fire trying to decide what to make for dinner, then someone broke out a bag of meat gum and the problem was solved.
by JJ Korbel March 30, 2008
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moil meat

jewish word for the skin of a baby's uncircumcised penis.
Tom: Was he circumcised at birth?

Bill: No, they will circumcise him in two months. For now he's all moil meat.
by kikorico October 9, 2008
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Meat Scale

A new way to classify the honeys.
1=Roadkill
2=Spam
3=Tyson Nugget
4=Ball Park Frank
5=Kentucky Fried Chicken
6=Burger
7=Flank Steak
8=Veal
9=Prime Rib
10=Fillet Mignon
"Give me a meat scale on that beez,"
"Shit man, that looks like veal to me"
"Wtf? is your head up your ass? that's a fuckin' tyson nugget, maybe a ball park frank if she didn't drool so much."

Shit what happened to that girls face? she looks like roadkill, poor fattie...

DAMN look at the booty on the prime rib! That shit is poppin'.
by AdonisOnWheels November 2, 2008
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