funky bum muffin

Pertaining to an extraordinarily foul smelling bowel movement.

"Jesus, that cat just laid a funky bum muffin"

by Wyatt/Black December 9, 2008

muffin driver

A boy who has sex with people (men and women) and gets aids.

you muffin driver

by gym bob January 16, 2009

muffin puffs

a kind of cereal that includes muffin shaped bites with blue berry included.

I ate muffin puffs for breakfast.

by Kinnas January 24, 2009

muffin

an ugly cupcake.

"what is that?"
"a muffin."
"a.. what?"
"its an ugly cupcake."

by alexxxxxxxx :) February 19, 2009

muffin

an ugly cupcake

that cupcake looks disgusting...
oh wait that's a muffin

by :{DDD March 30, 2009

Creedle Muffin

1. Someone who hangs around more than they are wanted.

2. A creepy guy hitting on girls.

Jimmy wouldn't leave me alone, he's such a creedle muffin.

by Neard October 20, 2008

bustin a muffin

When a person eats too much food and has a bloated stomach. Refers to a muffin top.

Kim: Khloe, you ate so much yesterday night

Khloe: Yea girl, i'm bustin a muffin

by Jermaine Dupree February 10, 2013