muffin batch

Short for "motherfucking bitch"

You're a muffin batch for doing that.

by DevinSAA January 20, 2024

Mutha Fucker Muffin Man

a gay dude who is an extreme pervert that lives on drury lane.

Guy 1: "Bro, I heard that guy over there lives on drury lane."

Guy 2: "Yeah bro. I also heard him masturbating in the bathroom yesterday."

Guy 1: "He must be a Mutha Fucker Muffin Man."

by ShaquilleOatmeal_ March 16, 2022

Muffins

Moofle's best friend who has no filter. She compliments others, while also telling them the truth. For example, "those glasses make you look pervy." Muffins represents a kind person, but many people find them intimidating.

"Alex is such a muffins." "You two are such a moofles and muffins"

by muffins19 June 4, 2017

Diamond muffin

Your Prince Charming that worth more then diamonds & breakfast muffins in other words his fine and his mine I love him

Love you my Diamond muffin I love having breakfast with you and spending quality time with my love

by BravofuegoQueenboss November 19, 2023

muffin toeing

The act of penetrating a woman (or mans) muffin top with ones toes.

"Did you see Zach take that big girl home from the bar last night? He said he was muffin toeing her all night!"

by Dr.FreddyEddyThomas November 25, 2016

asdf muffin

A muffin that just won’t get eaten but wants to be and is part of the asdf community

Why can’t I die “die die die” is what the asdf muffin always says because he is depressed

by Crasher.ac1 January 1, 2025

Muffin-Ho

Someone who lost their's computer

He is muffin-hoed

by yamatroll December 5, 2019