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coffee with milk tea

coffee with milk tea is a beverage when you get super high on weed and you need a cool drink to cheer you up. Its better than milk tea and coffee cuz its the same thing but its blended with each other. It cures depression and aids so coffee with milk tea is better for you and for your depressed friends.
by sushiisjoji May 10, 2019
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Dirty Milk Wand

A straw containing cocaine that is open on one end to absorb the drug through the anal cavity.
by Cokestraw April 14, 2019
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milk jug prayer

The prospect of answered prayer is generally relegated to any one of three possible responses: Affirmative (your selected mountain is now relocated), Negative (nope, negative, try again later) and perhaps (you're not quite worthy yet, hold please, etc)
Realistically, there are NO OTHER POSSIBLE responses to each and every given prayer offered to each and every god.
In prayed for rain last night.
Really? Why?
Well. We really need some rain for our crops to grow.
Mmm, I see. Well, prayed for it NOT to rain because my daughter's wedding is this weekend.
The good thing is that the whole process is fatally flawed; my milk jug prayer has the same odds as yours, sucker!
by YAWA July 21, 2022
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Milk Dis Cow

A phrase or expression originated and used by a oahu group of delinquents, to instigate a combatant in a altercation.
Bryson yells to Chase "Milk Dis Cow!!"
by MEGA_HAMMAH June 20, 2019
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Milk Dud’s Law

A law stating that, if encountered, a bald headed black man shall be slapped on the head quickly yet firmly
Person 1: You see that bald guy over there, you know Milk Dud’s Law, right?
Person 2: yeah, I do, let’s get this guy
by da koala June 23, 2020
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Milk Carton Mugshot.

The type of picture that looks like it could be on a milk carton.
Tom: Dude, I was so drunk last night!
Steve: I know, I saw the pictures. Just about every picture of you was a milk carton mugshot.
by whitechapel June 29, 2009
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dish of skim milk

An 18th century insult meaning your weak
Your a dish of skim milk
by Thenazibluesman December 30, 2016
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