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Slut Juice

Any alcoholic punch, typically made from various amounts of liqueurs, liquors, and alcohols. Usually mixed into a giant bowl without any actual measuring. The main ingredient is almost always Everclear. It's the go to drink when it's understood the entire crew is looking to get faced.

When consumed by women, slut juice usually intensifies attention seeking behavior. This usually ends up in table dancing, straight girls making out, and ill advised one night stands with dude bros.

When consumed by men, slut juice intensifies the dude bros already dangerously inflated ego. This leads to loud shouting, randomly becoming shirtless, obnoxious E-Cig clouds, and attempting to bed multiple girls at the same party.

Ex: Hunch Punch, Touchdown Tea, Skipper, Kick Ass Wopatui, Hand Grenades, Etc.
Dude 1: Dude wtf is Jillian doing over?
Dude 2: Idk bro, she's been on that slut juice all night.
Dude 1: How long do you think before Chad tries...
Chad: Yo Jillian! come here! *hits E-Cig*
by jessiepinkman January 24, 2016
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Guido Juice

a special shot or drink which is comprised of taking the nights (same or prior's) left over alcoholic and non alcoholic beverages and dumping them into a container and mixing it up. (some versions just let it sit as is no thorough mixing) you then pour this concoction in to a shot glass or drink glass. you may if you choose to freshen it up by adding some other additives* if desired.

see also : New Jersey Turnpike (the drink)

*usually other alcoholic or non alcoholic beverages such as what the drinker or bar-tender may prefer added to it.

*rarely; some people add blood or other additives to the connection to give it a special kick. (unverified)
A:hey man what the fuck was in that drink last night it got me wasted and i'm a HEAVY drinker.
B: oh that was Guido Juice. its my friends specialty.

A: naw man, but what was in it there was definitely something special.
b: we WERE drinking some heavy stuff the night prior. he just mixes everything up and serves it. that's prob why. since some was 200 proof.

a: you had GUIDO JUICE???? i'm surprised you didn't die!
B:why, what's in it?

a: I heard joey likes to add deer's blood to it since he claims it gives him extra energy. most people throw up. you must have a strong stomach.
b: you serious?!
a: who knows! no one's ever seen him mix it or where the bottle comes from.
by zmyr88 August 9, 2018
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juice the poon

If you dont know what is is your name is probably Isaac. Virg
by JAbby134 May 22, 2020
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skillet juice

adj.
a male or female who, in there state of being is clearly p.i.m.p. and knows how to "if you got it, flaunt it"
by KellyYana December 15, 2007
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Booch Juice

A generic juice that poor hoodlums drink that they buy nfrom ghetto gas stations and markets.
J.R. did not have much money so he purchased a booch juice from the Haddock Grocery.
by DaClown6996 May 12, 2012
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Jurisprudence Juice

What happens when C-SPAN make yo lady wet.
After a long session of C-SPAN and chill, my gurl had mad Jurisprudence Juice.
by the_true_rickster December 11, 2018
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