Jacob

A person that is the worst dude in the world that goes by the name KronicRL in fortnite and smells like my goats toe cheese after a saturday Goat Shit Stomping rally.

Yo have you seen Jacob play today?

by Mrfunnyguy10 October 04, 2020

Jacob

Polio addict. Yacob. Wierd-ass short kid. Writes books. Hates people. YEET.

HORY SHIT HERE CAMES JACOB!

by yeetyskeetybeetyreety February 07, 2019

Jacob

A fat bitch who sits across from me in World History and he always wears a trump 2020 hat.

Look at this absolute loon!
That's Jacob.

by Fuck.Jacob November 15, 2019

Jacob

A name of a person who is most likely to own at least 1 Borzoi.

"Dude, did you see Jacob's new Borzoi?"
"He got another one?? How many does he have??"
"He just got his 17th!"

by whatagreatmovie October 14, 2022

Jacob

Jacob is a guy who cant drive and will probably crash his car a month after his driving test. He is hugely charismatic and handsome and is the sorta guy to never cheat on his GF. That wont stop him from trying to get with his best friends ex's though...

"Have you seen how sexy Jacob is today? I wish my bf was like him"

by nigori January 31, 2024

Jacob

someone who likes eating grass

jacob likes grass, he’s basically grass

by urai laika April 24, 2020

Jacob

His sexuality remains elusive, some argue for him being straight, most think he is gay without any reason. He has also been accused of being a nazi

Person 1: did you hear that Jacob is gay & a nazi
Person 2: no

by Goblin_gaming May 18, 2024