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Jacking for beats

Pete is down at the bar jacking for beats.
by Pete Dick November 9, 2007
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sperm jack

To commit forcible theft of sperm.
After Jane, sperm thief extraordinaire, handcuffed John to the bed she proceeded to jerk him off in order to extract sperm. When he climaxed she put the sperm in a small container, got dressed, and left. John was sperm jacked!
by J-Fad December 15, 2008
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Jack Fotheringham

A young Scottish celebrity known for his fun-loving attitude and boisterous behaviour. Jack is from a small town near St Andrews, on the East coast of Scotland.

Fotheringham is known as something of a lady-killer. He attended Merchiston Castle School in Edinburgh until 2008, when he was expelled for misbehaviour. In his career at the school, although being known as a fine character, was involved in several incidents leading to multiple suspensions.

Jack is known to frequent the St Andrews scene and is often featured in the press for his exploits with co-conspirators Grace, Broodie, and 'Fatty-Boland'.
"I love Jack Fotheringham, although, from what I read of him, he can be rather a posh pompous twat!"
by Andrew XY January 14, 2008
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Jack Frost

A rarely used masterbation technique where one apply's toothpaste to their chosen masterbation hand, creating a "hot-on-cold" effect.
Angus: This weathers been so hot, I've been giving myself Jack Frost's all summer!
Sam: That's disgusting mate.
by Savemebarry August 25, 2013
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jack nut

a insult usally directed towards a pricish person. Possibly made up while rambling anger towards a person.
God dammit! Ur such a fucking jack nut!
by PoniesArntUs April 7, 2009
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smacky jack

Smacky Jack is the act of shooting heroine into a vein in the penis just before orgasming. The combination has an overwhelmingly explosive then soothing effect.
Wow, I tried the smacky jack for the first time... and it was EXTREEEME!!!
by Loube June 27, 2006
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jacked to the bone

The act of being so overly joyed that it sends shivers down your spine, which is made of bones.
Yeah, dude, I was so jacked to the bone when he called me up. It was awesome.
by al (: February 25, 2009
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