French fry

Slang for hooker. For example surf and turf (your wife) is your main course, potatoes are a side (side chicks) that you keep on the back burner, and french fries (hookers) are girls you pay for. French fries are really bad for you but have you had french fries!! They are so good!! They are a guilty pleasure that you should only have in moderation.
Yo that french fry I banged in Colombia was a dime!!! She had double Ds and a Fat ass so I busted in 30 seconds flat, I still had 59 min and 30 seconds left in the appointment though so I played tic tac toe using her fish net leggings the rest of the time.
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french fries

the fucking best food in the world so oily and deep fried and salted the only part about french fries that sucks is when seagles steal them but the solution is to order chicken wings on the side
those french fries are the bomb
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French Fries

Arnold: How was the ride with Stephanie?
Nick: Great! She gave me French Fries on the way there.
by witgee August 28, 2018
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French Fry

A person who has a haircut that looks like a bunch of French fries. Also a retarded person that is lesbian and that broke up with Ethan
Look its french fry what a retard. Kys
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french ferret

a stupid idiot who does good, also a fr*nch and a gay
wow i fucking hate french ferret
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french trench

a disgusting, unspeakable act where a man, in the process of having sex with a woman, shits and urinates in her vagina, simulating a french sewer, and then continues on having vaginal intercourse with her
The man squatted over his girlfriend as he attempted to preform a french trench with her.
by Jebiyashi September 23, 2010
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french choke

A variation of french cuff, however the gag reflex is purposely initiated in intervals while performing the french cuff.
My dear chap, you must hear what happened the other night... While Charlene was carrying out her nightly french cuff upon my shaft and berries, she subsequently began gagging and hacking uncontrollably and in frighteningly durational intervals and she did so all with an indelible grace that no man could deny her some semblance of reciprocation once she had wrapped up her wonderful performance of what we can only call, a french choke.
by bonzogoda November 02, 2011
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