grande mocha half caff two pumps no whip 

Discreet public inquiry for homosexual sex and/or anonymous aid with "the stranger" - also known as a Dutch Rudder.

When my friend, Nick, ordered a "grande mocha half caff two pumps no whip" today, the barista knew exactly what he was talking about and offered to give him extra foam!

grande mocha half caff two pumps no whip by Barista May 19, 2014

swift half 

five pints or more down the pub. usually ending with some kind of bizarre drunken hilarity.

"swift half" refers to the mythical quick half pint on the way home, or on your way somewhere... never happens.

"I woke up this morning with mustard all down my jeans and a kebab in my bed. Ooh me head... I only went out for a swift half"

swift half by Ben Bashford June 3, 2003

Fuckbuddy and a half 

More than a fuckbuddy but not quite your official boyfriend/girlfriend. You can date them or just hookup. And it's probably not exclusive.

Victor and I like to hang out in addition to sex. I guess that makes him my "fuckbuddy and a half."

Fuckbuddy and a half by Papisicle April 9, 2010

Stevie half shagged 

When you have had sexual intercourse with someone, but they have done a poor/incomplete job

I hope i am never stevie half shagged

Stevie half shagged by Alcohol slangs January 6, 2019

Fail and a half 

When one performs a fail, but a fail that is so utterly horrible, that a half is necessary to be added.

Ashley: "Hey, Timmy, I have THE best dance moves like ever dude. You wanna see?"
*Ashley begins doing the moonwalk, then tumbles backwards down three flights of stairs*

Timmy: "HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that was a fail and a half!"

Fail and a half by IJustAteAGrapeAndJizzInMyPants April 6, 2010

dickhead and a half

An absolute dickhead who has performed an unbelievable act of dickheadism, therefore deserves to be called a "dickhead and a half" which is much more offensive than just saying "you're a dickhead"

Hey Bob! I raped your girlfriend last night bro!

Wtf you dickhead and a half. Im gonna bash ya you bloody spastic

dickhead and a half by dickweed432 May 23, 2016

I get half

The first thing your ex-wife will say to you after a divorce

1. No need to worry about our failure of a marriage. I get half!!

I get half by Bristol Boore April 14, 2019