Church friend

Friends people claim to be from church but are actually from something more suspicious. Such as an orgy, sex cult, or dog fighting ring.

I was hanging out with my "church friends" yesterday. I felt things I haven't in a long while ;)

by Gamer34 April 17, 2022

friend boat

A sailboat you own with your friends. A boat in which you sail all the time and have tons of fun.

"What kind of sailboat do you have?"
"It's a friend boat"

by skot9000 January 23, 2013

Monet Friend

A friend who is great and fun at a distance, like in another state or on an online networking site like facebook. But not quite as much great fun when up close and personal, like in your every day life, or over for diner with your family.

I have an old friend online whose jokes keep me laughing, and has good advice. But she lives so far away, it seems she'll never get to meet my family! She'll have to be a Monet Friend.

I was so excited to run into an old neighbor until I saw her social networking page. She seems to be hookin these days. She got demoted to Monet Friend and won't be invited for diner anytime soon!!

by bebejarvis March 3, 2010

friend of a cousin

The source of all the suspicious items you possess.

Hank: "How did you afford an iphone on minimum wage?"
Dave: "er... I got it cheap from a friend of a cousin."

Hank: "I'm bored. Do you have anything I can huff or shoot?"
Dave: "I'll have these pills. I got them from a friend of a cousin."

by Dave UberFuhrer January 29, 2016

Best friend

When they have no one but the person who was by them all this time

"Your my best friend" 20 years later. "Your a slut"

by When they are to lazy to said June 1, 2015

Best friend

Someone you couldn’t live without. Someone who is there for you through thick and thin. Always keeps you in check, and keeps up w your bs. You make memories with them that you wouldn’t trade the world for. Always there for you no matter what. A shoulder to cry on, someone to vent/ rant to. Always support and believe in you. And always wants the best for you. A best friend is someone you love with all your heart with and nothing could ever change that.

That’s my best friend over there. I trust her with everything and I love her so much.

by alexenriquez February 1, 2020

gateway friend

the friend other people use to get to someone they want to talk to, be with, date etc.

She is using her as a gateway friend to get to her guy friends.

by peders July 14, 2012