Ethan belulia

The most godly man you'll ever meet. His presence will jaw drop and dick hard.

Holy shit there goes Ethan belulia I've just got rock hard!

by Adrian galism May 30, 2023

Ethan

The guy who got scammed😭

"I got scammed" well ofc u did ur names Ethan

by 444.eeshax April 8, 2022

Ethan

Ethan
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noun
1. a male given name: from a Hebrew word meaning “strength.”

Which is ironic given the fact that the only Ethan I ever knew was TOO FUCKING LAZY TO READ THE AD OR EVEN GOOGLE THE SIMPLEST SHIT ON THE INTERNET!!

My Craigslist Ad: 1974 Men's Stainless Steel Rolex Submariner Watch with a 8 inch bracelet. Inherited this from my grandfather who recently passed. - $18,000.

Ethan: I'm interested in the watch. Can you tell me if it's gold or stainless steel? also, what model is it? Is it newer, because it looks new in the picture. Would you take $400 for it?

Never. Ever. Be an Ethan.

by Barry McCaulkinner April 19, 2023

Ethan

Complete and utter FAG LORD WHO GETS CUCKED

LOL YOUR BROTHER IS SUCH AN ETHAN

by REEEEGHEN April 5, 2019

Ethan Bruwer

Ethan Bruwer -completely perfect in every way and should be treated so

Ethan Bruwer-
Randy; hey do you know Ethan
Some other guy: yes he is like Jesus but better

by lol not ethan lol January 30, 2021

Ethan

I could easily go home on a night out with an Ethan raaaahh he is very easy ont eh eyes icons stare into those brown eyes for infinitey without even blinking 😉

Ethan is a hot specimen

by Pedoff hileee June 26, 2021

Ethan

Type of guy of says he cares but actually does care.

Friend 1: OMG I just love Ethan! He says he cares and he actually does care!
Friend 2: ...is that not normal?

by Rosa11 April 19, 2024