eggs on hooks

The most saggy, terrible, worst looking breasts ever seen. Could possibly cause blindness or retnal detachment.

After La-sha breastfed all 8 children, she suffered from the worst case of eggs on hooks the doctor had seen, as a result she was elligible for imediate implants surgery.

by snotty monkey February 26, 2010

gooch egg

A turd.

I laid a couple gooch eggs this morning.

by Durdentyler69 October 22, 2015

Egg His Father ™

Verb; The act of egging one’s father/ Internet sensation

“EHF?”
“What’s EHF?”
“Where have you been? Egg his father ™!”

by The Boss Stallion November 29, 2020

Egg Busted

When you fit more than 50 raw natural eggs in a woman’s, she will get busted ! Anything more than that will cause a boom.

your babe just got egg busted by me last night!

by Noragami October 8, 2021

Egg

The most divine food on Earth. Also responsible for the most liked photo on Instagram and on any social media.

Ffs, the most liked pic on Instagram is an egg.

by world_record_egg January 20, 2019

Got my fuckin eggs yolked dude

When you're a dumb stoner and it takes you forever to process anything

"Kyle told me a joke and it took me like a minute to get, got my fuckin eggs yolked dude."

by Pheeblesweeebles December 10, 2020

look at my eggs

when ur a weak a bitch a bitch

1: "look at my eggs"
2: "puisy"

by TISITHEFRENCHIESTFRY August 8, 2021