Douche-cous

a man who acts like a severe asshole or douche bag. Derived from the food substance cous-cous. Also the planet that males originate from.

My ex-boyfriend is the biggest douche-cous on the planet.

by Gwen December 8, 2003

Tooth Douche

A device also known as a toothbrush.

Damn, Roger...Your breath stinks!! Holy halitosis!! Bust out that tooth douche and clean those things!!

by Gason August 8, 2006

douche fest

Party full of boring people or general dick-holes.

Dude, this party sucks, its a total douche fest.

by Jace Weaver January 27, 2007

Douche Bag

A waste of oxygen, a retarded piece of shit who has no brains and is usually the average "pretty boy"

Friend One: Man evan is sooo annoying

Friend two: I know

Friend One: He acts like he's the best, and he is some stupid.
he's he's...

Friend Two : A Douche bag

Friend one: YES!!!!!!

by That wierd walmart guy September 29, 2011

douche

1.The sound a kickball makes when you kick it.

2.Your mom probly uses one.

1."Douche!"I kicked the kickball.

2. My grandma used a douche after she went to the bar and got fucked by a stranger.

by ryan...... June 11, 2006

douche baggalow

Refering to the term douche bag, but a douche baggalow.

You stupid douche baggalow.

by just a douch bag October 14, 2003

douche chills

the chills you receive when someone is acting like a TOTAL douche. the only cure is to destroy said persons babymaker and put them in their place.

im gettin some serious douche chills from you.

i couldnt handle the douche chills 24/7 so i broke up with him.

he gave us all serious douche chills so we destroyed his babymaker and hes aight now.

by kay-jay. July 27, 2009