Smokin Some Crack

To be free from having to do anything;opposite of shooting some terrorists

Bob are you sst? No John ill be Smokin some crack tonight.

by Chrysto Meth May 06, 2008

A tough crack to nut

A female that is difficult to seduce

Brenda is beautiful and we had a wonderful time, but she's a tough crack to nut.

by Gekko!!! March 28, 2017

hippy crack

Salvia divinorum, a herb known for its intense, but short acting, hallucinagenic effects.

I'm not smoking that hippy crack! I'll think I'm the fridge again!

by Phil Nurse September 05, 2003

butt crack-of-dawn

early morning sunrise over the mountains

I've been up since the butt crack-of-dawn.

by Emmy November 26, 2003

crack-ass mothafucka

A mothafucka who be so got-damn crack-ass dat dey ain't no otha word for his crack ass.

- "Sweet fuckin' jesus! He one crack-ass mothafucka!"

- "Got dat right."

by R.O. DeLaQuintana September 10, 2003

crack in the box

A purchasable item that can be obtained from any crack dealer on the corner of your street. Disquised as a jack in the box.

This crack in the box is so interesting! NOT!

by applehead g February 18, 2008

Holy Crack Whore

Exclamation of an often seen but unusual sight.Under the banner of many "Holy" exclamations ,eg:Holy Fuck, Holy Shit and Holy Slappin Batman!This one seems to superseed all exclamations in the "Holy" genre.

1.Holy crack whore!That's a big sandwich!
2.Douche1:"Dude I just took a shit out of a tree." Douche2:"Holy crack whore! Sick!"

by eRNIE THE FIEND January 17, 2009