Chris Ly

When you do something outright stupid, but it is normal to everyone.
For example, if you work in a NOC and throwing darts, balls, and random misc items, but no one give af.
This is a Chris Ly move.
You also have to say penis and gayest things every time you have a conversation (blondes love this).
Never ever have a legit conversation, always end with penis.

Anthony, you have said a lot of weird things lately.
You are starting to sound like Chris Ly!

by TheErectTacoofPenisLand June 29, 2018

chris habib

Chris Habs the king of many man who stay strapped and has a child named Omar who farts on people's left nuts

U serve under Chris Habibs legacy

by Possum476 July 1, 2018

chris in the kik chat

Sorry dude. He's just better than you.

Chris in the kik chat just is superior. Sorry.

by Chris from the kik chat July 17, 2018

Chris Wu

A Canada born Chinese rapper who represents pile driver.

Show me the Chris Wu for drilling the well.

by c-ctrl July 30, 2018

Chris

If you meet a Chris and genuinely like them, you most likely have severe brain damage. Or you just enjoy the endless pain of being near someone as ugly and weird as a Chris.

Obama: He is one annoying fucking whore.

Vienna: He must be a Chris.

by britwhorevunt August 8, 2018

Chris

Chris is the greatest of all time he will be there to soport every decision you make he will stick up for you no matter what and will always love you. He says your the one that got away but it’s okay because if you never became friends with him you would probably be to lonley to live he knows everything about you and you know everything about him. He’s your rock and at the thought of losing him you will be devastated. He’s amazing at basketball and baseball and he’s always right. You can tell him everything he knows the worst things that have happened to you and he excepts it he is truly amazing. And every time you say goodbye he says he loves you and makes you say it back sometimes he can be a dick but it’s okay because you love him

Chris is a dick but I love him

by SoccerHoe2.O August 12, 2018

Chris

He is the most talented person to ever exist. He’s the tallest person. He doesn’t curse at district. He is the best marcher. He’s a 15 time stater on alto sax and recorder. He’s the type of person to have a high GPA.

“Chris is just chris”

by Nathan_campbellisthebest August 19, 2018