Pour a bowl of cereal

"Pour a bowl of cereal" - A colloquial invitation signifying more than just a shared breakfast. It implies an open invitation to spend time at someone's place, extending to overnight stays and lingering into the following morning. It suggests a comfortable and welcoming atmosphere where guests are encouraged to relax and make themselves at home.

She can pour a bowl of cereal at my place any time she is a certified dime!

by Word G February 7, 2025

Bowl Raped

When a person stands up partially while taking a lengthy shit to get the last few inches out. The person proceeds to sit back down while the lengthy turd hangs and the turd is forced partially back into the person's ass due to the end of the turd being pressed against the bottom of the bowl. A person who experiences this sensation/phenomenon has been "bowl raped".

A: Oh wow, I could go for a shit. It's been awhile. This one might be a record breaker!
B: Make sure you stay seated! Don't want to get bowl raped. Remember, two halves make a whole. No shame in pinching off midway.

by Porksword153 March 29, 2022

Bowl

An insult. No one knows what it means specially

Omg Abby you’re such a bowl

by Maccnccheese February 23, 2020

Dust Bowl

The act of ejaculating into an older more grouchy womans vagina in order to knock off the dust.

Joe: "Last night Johnny gave Debbie a Dust Bowl, that's why she's being so pleasant".

by FlatEarth648 January 27, 2021

Super bowl

Pretending to be a fan of the other team and praying the patriots don’t win

Yeah super bowl tonight who u rooting for? Oh well whoever is playing the pats

by Yeetirbeyeeted February 3, 2019

Quiz Bowl

>have you ever wanted to push out all of the useful info in your brain and replace it with random shit?
>enter quiz bowl
>quiz bowl allows its players to gain a chromosome and unlock their third eye when it comes to random shit
>wanna wake up at 7 am on a saturday to challenge some other mentally disabled school children?
>sure
>lets go to quiz bowl
>the best quiz bowl teams come from michigan, especially u of d jesuit or not, it depends on how much crack you give em. also detroit country day school will rape the assholes of your hole team. no joke, it happened once to me.
>wanna find bad smart and mentally retarded girls?
>quiz bowl is the place 4 u

kinda smart guy 1, "shit, I just unlocked a new chromosome."
kinda smart guy 2, "must be the drugs."
kinda smart guy 1, "no, I think it's the quiz bowl again."
kinda smart guy 2, "youre gay"
kinda smart guy 3, "go back to dcds faggots"

by ColonelBogey March 23, 2024

Chilean Salsa Bowl

(Noun)
-the act of shoving a chili pepper of your choice into your asshole

My shit hurt so bad you’d have thought I did a chilean salsa bowl lastnight.

by MooseDooey22 December 7, 2022