Iron Bar

Shitty ass nightclub in Morristown, New Jersey. Although the venue itself is set up nicely, the people are anything but pleasant. The majority of the crowd is made up of rich white trash college kids that are looking for drama. If you’re a dude who wants to get action at Iron Bar, you better be white and nicely dressed to fit the status quo or be affiliated with a nationality/ethnicity known for having big dicks (take note that most of the chicks have below average intelligence levels and will probably go for one particular kind of guy). If you’re a girl, be ready to get creeped on since most of the chicks there are too stupid to properly interact with any of the decent guys (sorry not sorry). The bartenders vary but a handful are rude to the point they don’t deserve to be tipped. But most of all the music choice is an endless matrix of garbage edm tunes that no one would ever imagine hearing at a proper music festival. The only possibility of having an actual good time at this establishment is if you drink enough booze to blackout at which point the bouncers will angrily escort you out of the place and leave you to rot on the streets. May God have mercy upon the poor souls that are looking to find friends or fall in love at this dump because it most likely won’t happen!

“Bro I lost my hearing again cuz I went to Iron Bar and the speakers were blasting right by me…”

by Mr. Puff3234232 September 16, 2022

Lion Bar

A "Lion Bar" refers to the intentional collision of one persons skull with another's

I'm going to give him a lion bar.

by Pseudosusie February 17, 2017

Bar

The cutest girl in the whole entire world, usually smart and funny. Also beautiful, mature and caring.

Guy 1:"I just went on a date with this girl, she's really awesome"
Guy 2:"how awesome is she?"
Guy 1:"she's a Bar"

by benvak07 January 2, 2017

Bar

a guy with a really big cock

"Bar is so awesome"

by niceguy47839 November 23, 2017

drunkn bar fight

a very fun vr game in which you beat up everyone and they don't die....EVER!

hey, wanna beat me up in drunkn bar fight?

by connor is the best name September 16, 2019

Search Bar

What you just used to get here

using a search bar to get to search bar 🔍

by floofycat176 September 25, 2025

Canadian Bar Mitzvah

For children growing up in a snowy climate, the coming-of-age moment where you're finally invited by your dad to join the group of strangers currently struggling to push a car in neutral out of the roadside snowdrift it's gotten itself stuck into.

Every time I go by the blind curve in the park I had my Canadian Bar Mitzvah at, I smile a little.

by A Ninny Moose December 29, 2021