anal babies

babies that come from tha anus but... if u think about it u cant get pregnent from anal sex so for less chance of getting pregnrnt have anal sex and make anal babies : USE PROTECTION!!!

dude: o my gowd man i was up all last night makin anal babies
dudette: i kno man i was ther
dude: lmsao! gowd man cant wate till im a anal dad (Y)

by stillnotperfect June 23, 2006

anal cavity

The anal cavity is what legendary internet superstar prankster Tyrone Biggums would teabag.

Imma teabag your anal cavity.

by Delicious_Cake June 10, 2009

Anal Finglering

A police procedure wherein a quartet of officers surround, subdue, and anally "pester" a fifth individual (usually another officer, or a birthday clown). The act of Anal Finglering has become controversial in recent years, but with the disclusion of clowns it has seen a resurgence in most large precincts. Anal Finglering differs from common "anal fingering" in that it is a group activity utilizing professional entertainers.

The Otero County Sherriff's Department has been chosen to hold the annual joint Police/ATF/FBI/Cirque Du Soleil Anal Finglering Consortium and Potluck this year. Don't foget your butter and your nightsticks!!!

by The Goddess Bunny October 8, 2008

ANAL PUSS

Puss that drip from ones anus, after being fisted.

Her ass dripped puss, after being fisted by the group of men. Boy look at that anal puss leaking from her ass!

by ptx May 17, 2006

ANAL OOZAGE

terd sweat that seeps out ones ass while eating pussy

oh shit?!? ANAL OOZAGE!!! I new that shoving a cucumber up my ass was not the best way to stop me from shitting my pants?!?!!!?

by ding dong dipshit January 20, 2008

Anal Eruption

A fart that usually ends up with a follow through or if your really, really unfortunate, your ass turns inside out

Tina: "Oh Johnny, give it to me hard!"

Johhny: "Uh uh, yeah, keep it coming..."

Tina: "Ahhh fuck, my ass just erupted!"

Johnny: "Shit, I got your ass all over me!"

Tina: "God those Anal Eruptions ROCK!"

by Mr Coolio November 10, 2007

anal glacouma

The inability to see one's rectum.

I just can't see my ass coming in to work today due to a severe case of anal glacouma.

by Howie Gowa July 23, 2004