open internet

The internet version of open book. Usually used when referring to a teacher letting you use your laptop and the internet during a test.

My art history teacher let us have an open internet test for our midterm! It was awesome!

by pxs1919 October 24, 2017

Internet Interaction

What an average interaction on the internet is like

(This is an average internet interaction)
Person 1: fuck you
Person 2: what? Why?
Person 1: idk yet

by ball enjoyer May 03, 2023

Internet necromancy

When someone revives old meme from death. It has to be at least memorable or back in the day famous meme, because without acknowledging that it was "alive" it can't be revived.

Oh I remember this old meme! It was 12 years ago really famous and somehow it's funny again. Do you do internet necromancy often?

by juicyNeeko June 19, 2020

Internet Brain

A malady in which one enters a state of mind that recognizes the value of network effects but becomes unmoored from common humanistic principles lost in the contemplation of said network effects.

Symptoms:

* Every thought is filtered through how this might appear or be perceived when shared online.

* Every idea is immediately productized into an app, site or platform
* Shallow rationalizations and/or detachment from the effects of ones own actions

Cures:
* Gardening

* Community service
* Mediation and prayer

Person A: Wouldn't it be cool if we did a stunt where we sold flame throwers to the general public?

Person B: I feel like you've got a bad case of internet brain.

by jcjnyc2 January 23, 2025

Golden rule of the internet

The rule that only one person on the internet may have an opinion on what is and is not funny

"Dude that video you sent was unfunny as shit."
"Don't you know the golden rule of the internet? Only what i say is funny matters."

by Neg is better at risk of rain November 18, 2021

fake internet feud

a completely unreal and planned quarrel between two consenting parties in communication through the full feud period. The online fight is just silly and for fun.

Emery Van Sickle and Max Young August 30th 2022 is an example of a fake internet feud

by sl4ywh4ty0uw4nn4sl4y August 31, 2022

fake internet feud

a completely made up and and fake online quarrel that has no grounds in the real world and doesn’t actually exist

max young and emery van sickle on August 30th 2022 “yeah that’s a fake internet feud”

by sl4ywh4ty0uw4nn4sl4y August 31, 2022