Adam Sprague

A relatively short person who plays seige and goons to his 3d printer.

Yo man, i have an amazing friend named Adam Sprague

by sussy chucklenuts September 15, 2025

Adam

A cuck

Chantelle: see that guy in the button up and black watch, that’s Adam

Amy: yeah he’s a cuck

by anonymous August 5, 2023

Adam Monti

5 out of 10 fantasy commission

Adam Monti used points instead of head to head.

by James Madison 1969 December 25, 2020

Adam

That one kid that owns a communism table and owes everyone twenty bucks

Adam I want my money

by Accomplish May 11, 2022

Adam

A guy who pulls infinite bitches. Very sexy and funny, and is insanely charming. Often has multiple girlfriends at once.

I wish I was Adam, he gets all the 🐱

by MuhammadMcLovin June 13, 2022

Adam Connelly

A person who is so talented that they should be so much more famous than they are.

This band is awesome. How come I've never heard of them before?
Eh, they've been Adam Connellying small clubs for a couple years now.

by Douglas Diamond November 24, 2021

Adam Gallo

Hands down the most poggers human to ever exist. He is very sweet and loving. But sadly has to walk around struggling to lug that fat, juicy, ludicrous dump truck around everywhere he walks. This struggle constantly weighs on his mind and he goes throughout the day. Nevertheless, he makes jokes and remains happy while simultaneously making everyone around him laugh, and is probably racist deep down.

"Oh my GOSH!"

"Is that ADAM GALLO"

"ARA ARA, I heard he has the most colossal Gluteus Maximus around town!"

"Oh my GOSH, It IS MASSIVE... I want it."

"You can't get him he doesn't want you but Gambare Gambare fr"

by Probably Ichigo September 21, 2022