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Lobster person

Lobster people are people who eat lobster, show personalities in the likeness of a lobster or know the true deep struggles of a lobster waiting to be eaten. For example Chris rock. He has worked in a red lobster and has therefore seen the utter struggle of lobsters and those who take on a likeness of them, Chris rock is a lobster person.
A: you have just witnessed someone acting like a lobster person would, desperate to escape.
B: “Your such a lobster”
“Stop being so lobster-ish”
by Youarealobster August 2, 2022
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Person A

an avrage human being with a bit lower iq, But has the best personality.
Person B: Sup bro, Whats up?
Person A: The ceiling?
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Throw a short person day

Hey, it’s throw a short person day! C‘Mere!
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Person

You are a person, your mom is a person, everyone is a person. A lot different from “people”. I will now proceed to talk about dif types of people!

THE BEST FRIEND

This person has your back, but beware! Their are “poser” types who will pretend to be your best friend but then totally be a “bitch”

THE BITCH

these are the worst type of a person you can ever find. Prototypes include Karen, Kevin, Poser, and Narcissist.

FRENEMY

a breed of person that is neither a bitch nor a friend. You two will most likely give each other snarky comments, but help out in times of need.

FRIEND

a lesser version of the best friend, also nice, but less hand-on and not likely to be around as much.

BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND

these are much more powerful versions of the best friend, and you will more likely have sex with them. They might evolve into Husband/Wife, or devolve into a Normie.

NORMIE

you don’t have any good or bad feelings, these type of persons are the type all Persons start as for you. Any type of person higher than a Normie can become one, and the other way around too.

HUSBAND/WIFE

you devote your life to this person, and this type is considered by many to be the highest form of person. You will I’ve with them until you die, but on rare occasions, the will demote, to the lowest person possible. ExHusband/Exwife.

EXHUSBAND/EXWIFE

it might be awkward trying to talk to this type of person, and most likely they will become bitches. On rare occasions, they may become normies.
That’s all! I hope you enjoyed your dictionary on person
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Cutest person ever

“Wow rithy is the cutest person ever... can I hold his hand omg”-teddy
by FroggyRibbit April 10, 2021
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Hottest person

a: Dude you are the hottest person.
b: So i basically look like dave grohl.
c: yeah basically.
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