turd unit

When someone is being a shit head you call them a turd unit

"Hey have you seen Marc's photo? He's a right turd unit"

by Jay83 October 21, 2015

turd burper

A man who has an obvious tendency to brown nose other men in the workplace.

Able the turd burper just became our supervisor on Monday.

by SteakAlwaysMadeMeEatMyLimaBean March 30, 2016

Turd tugger

When you’re taking a dump in an automatically flushing toilet and it starts flushing mid turd and the water starts pulling your turd out of you

Dude I had a mean turd tugger in the bathroom on the second floor

by Jjacob71 November 14, 2018

prison turd

A turd so large, nothing else can fit in your prison wallet.

Joe almost got prison raped, but his prison turd saved him.

by Joe Somebody 68 November 30, 2018

burb turd

Preppy douche bag from the suburbs.

"Hey man, quit acting like you grew up hard. Your really a burb turd. "

by bret maverick October 18, 2018

Turd Blossom

Turd Blossom is a made up word from a thirteen year old kid who is best friends with the kid who created beanstab (look it up on the urban dictionary) Turd Blossom is a word used as an insult.

Man 1: Hi Jaemie!
Jaemie: Get out of my way you Turd Blossom

by G3T GH05T3D October 31, 2018

Sir Turds A Lot

A meaning of a person who you hate and need a quick rude and punishing nickname for them
Created by a 13 year old kid nicknames railroad of 2018-2019
Best friends with the guy who created BEANSTAB

Man 1: hey what's up dumb butt
man 2: nothing Sir Turds A Lot

by G3T GH05T3D November 1, 2018