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Tom Holland

Tom holland is the best Spider-Man and is the cutest kid alive. I mean he gots the goods. Not to mention the babe’s got a brutish accent... he’s so cute
Dang... did you see Tom holland? He was lookin like a snacc
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Tom Kirk

Adolf Hitler strived to kill all Jews; he failed. One remained. His name was Tom Kirk. This nigga had no penis and so he became gay. His quest in life is to annoy niggas in his journey to find some balls. Tom Kirk's parents got in an epic battle with Hitler's general Tomas Schumacher, but came off second best; they ended up getting cooked in a gas chamber. Hitler rapes Tom to this day. He uses his massive, bulging meat sword to raid the space between Tom's feminine ass-cheeks, and split his rectum, resulting in a bloody waterfall.
Nigga 1: Ah shit, Tom Kirk's here
Nigga 2: Don't worry, Die Fuhrer will be here soon.
by CockSlurper69 June 3, 2019
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Tom Holland

by Tom is my hubby June 8, 2019
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Tom Holland

Some nibbles with 2 sxhoongs so long my meat shelter goes out the mother fucking roof m8
by dickeater47 June 12, 2019
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Tom

The fastest person you will ever meet, and the worst player in sports gets on his friends teams because of his dad.
Toms is fat he should not be on that team, the only reason he is on the team Is because of his dad .
by Beastin mage June 13, 2019
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Tom

Peak example of toxic masculinity. The type of melt who buys a gaming laptop with a 1050 for £800. Moves from girl to girl like a moth to a room of lamps
by aspaccyspacboi June 18, 2019
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The Tom Cruise

A sexual act were the the man after cumming in his partner quickly runs towards the nearest window and proceeds to jump through it.
Yo dude I heard you pulled The Tom Cruise on my girl last night!?

*Does yet another Tom Cruise*
by Urbanurk September 13, 2019
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