Meat Scale

A new way to classify the honeys.
1=Roadkill
2=Spam
3=Tyson Nugget
4=Ball Park Frank
5=Kentucky Fried Chicken
6=Burger
7=Flank Steak
8=Veal
9=Prime Rib
10=Fillet Mignon

"Give me a meat scale on that beez,"
"Shit man, that looks like veal to me"
"Wtf? is your head up your ass? that's a fuckin' tyson nugget, maybe a ball park frank if she didn't drool so much."

Shit what happened to that girls face? she looks like roadkill, poor fattie...

DAMN look at the booty on the prime rib! That shit is poppin'.

by AdonisOnWheels November 2, 2008

sucking meat

Sucking on a penis or eating a penis while sucking

Sucking meat
That guy has got the biggest meat ever.
I sucked the meat last night.
Do like the meat?

by Jill's definition October 9, 2016

meat gum

A delicious combination of spices and sausage that when chewed resembles the texture of gum but tastes like god just put a little slice of heaven in your mouth. Often consumed around a raging campfire along with a few dozen beers.

We were standing around a fire trying to decide what to make for dinner, then someone broke out a bag of meat gum and the problem was solved.

by JJ Korbel March 30, 2008

Meat Sweats

When you wake up and there is an imprint of yourself made of sweat on your bed. Recently used by Grayson Dolan to describe his sleeping experience. Word was invented by Ethan Dolan

"Ugh I just woke up with the meat sweats"

by BeankaQueen December 10, 2017

Meat Sweats

When you wake up and there’s an imprint of yourself in sweat on your bed- Grayson Dolan 2017

Ethan: What’s up dude

Grayson: I have meat sweats all over my bed ahhhh

by bitxhgrant December 10, 2017

meat stylus

Using your finger on a touch sensitive device such as an iPhone in the place of a stylus or other pointing device.

You can use your meat stylus to draw and write on the new iPad.

by krankshaft March 12, 2010

Meat Sweats

When you wake up and there’s an imprint of yourself in sweat on your bed

Ugh, woke up with the meat sweats this morning.

by DolansDictionary December 10, 2017