Waffle house

A dining place that is UNTOUCHABLE, waffle house is ALWAYS OPEN. Sometimes in a REALLY bad storm it will have "limited menu". if it is closed RUN- wait no, IF IT IS CLOSED THERE IS NO SAVING YOURSELF YOU ARE DOOMED, REALITY IS SHATTERED, EXISTENCE IS UPSIDE DOWN, TIME IS DEAD AND MEANING HAS NO MEANING. also caseoh breeding grounds
wanna go to waffle house

its closed

HOLY SHI-
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Waffle House

Slang term for a typical white high school basketball player. Could be found going fishing in his free time. Probably is named Jack.
"That Woodson player is such a Waffle House"
"Waffle House is driving me to school today"
by Zzz123456789zzz December 20, 2015
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Waffle House

The Waffle House is a powerful eldritch monster which is said to have infinite power and knowledge. To contain it the Waffle House must gain a new host a being chosen to contain it's power and share its goods and knowledge with the words. The ritual to find the New Host comes every 1000 years.
Child: Grandpa bro did you feel that wave and what's that bright red beam shoot in the sky

Grandpa: Ah yes, the Waffle House has found it's new host
by M_Ace January 18, 2023
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I would have gotten the promotion, but my attendance wasn’t good enough.
I SHIP CHICKEN STRIPS AND PIZZA WAFFLES
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Waffle Posting

When a post on an Internet platform relates directly to the Waffle House copy pasta
Jonny RaZer says to start waffle posting on all social media platforms
by Dont search Cussy January 16, 2023
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waffle vandalism

Buddy, I think you're stoned...
why are you looking up waffle vandalism on urban dictionary?
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dousche waffle

a term used to describe a restaurant similar to steak and shake only gayer
waitress:welcome to doushce waffle, may i take your order?

old man:what??? in my day, dousche was sucked thro ya by the nazis. meh.

tgi fridays is a major dousche waffle house
by mcfly penis face May 09, 2008
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