scottish waffle

Simmler to the blue waffle but with more haggis.

Your could smell here Scottish waffle from 10 feet away.

by Trashmastet2k January 28, 2018

Georgia Waffle House

When you pat yourself on the back, despite rattling on incoherently.

Biden gave himself a Georgia Waffle House after the debate last night

by McBossness June 28, 2024

Waffling

"Waffling is like when you reach a certain threshold where the words you're saying don't add enough significant value to the impact of your idea to the point where you should just stop talking. Like if you're waffling its like you're just repeating the same thing over and over again and it like doesn't mean anything."

"What is bro waffling on about" in response to someone speaking without saying anything

by WhatIsBroYappingOnAbout November 2, 2023

Gold waffle

To bullshit your way to the top.

I mean if you put my assignment in a toasting pan thing you'd discover it's a gold waffle

by Unknownwaffle July 9, 2020

Twat waffle

A vagina that is shriveled up and looks like a defrosted waffle in other words a dirty ass nasty lookin pussy

I pulled down cjs pants only to find a dirty twat waffle

by Stankdaddy23 May 2, 2018

The Waffle House Theory

In order to go to Waffle House after midnight, it must be earned. To earn it, you must be drunk and have been partying, or working the night shift.

What time is it? Is it too late for the Waffle House theory?

by Theoryqueen September 17, 2017

Twat Waffle

A sexual act. First, a penis-owner uses waffle batter as lube to penetrate a vagina-owner without a condom, releasing their load inside their partner. The vagina-owner then squats over a waffle iron to create a delicious breakfast for them to eat.

Last night we had twat waffles for dinner...reminded me of crab cake.

by twew March 10, 2021