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Speedy Trains

A fucktard of a train enthu that forces open PSDs at MRTs and begs the train driver to horn
Example 1:

MRT Announcement: *There is a service disruption due to a broken PSD.

Person 1: Who caused it?

Person 2: Speedy Trains forced the PSD open and it broke.

Example 2:
Person 1: Why is the train driver scolding this primary school kid?
Person 2: Oh, that primary school kid is Speedy Trains. He begged the train driver to press the horn and he got scolded. He totally deserved that scolding lol.
by Speedy Trains June 6, 2024
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Payne Train

When you ‘Payne Train’ someone in any sport but mostly referred with basketball is when you run full speed at your opponent to run into them, knocking them down in the process while you score an open net and sometimes even get the and one.
Gosh diggily darn he just Payne Trained that guy for the clutch 3 point play, what a unit.
by Butthole=Jack August 14, 2023
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Mississippi Train

When you live in Mississippi and your cousins come into town for a family reunion and you run a train on each other.
I went to this family reunion one time with my buddy, everyone started to run a Mississippi train on each other so obviously I had to join in.
by Ilikebigbootybishes May 2, 2019
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Power Train

When all the men running a regular train on a desirous woman wear conductor’s hats and the woman wears an electric fence collar. The men take turns running the woman back and forth across the fence line in a wheel barrel as the woman makes train whistle noises between shocks.
Honey, let’s take a trip on to pound town on the the power train! We’ll ask the neighbors to join us!
by Morty Teeny Tiny Table Top January 20, 2023
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Train

I like trains 👁️👄👁️
Person 1: oh look a train!
Person 2: oh wow!!!
Pet 1: *gets run over by train*
Person 1: I- jErRoD? :(
Person 2: are you talking about the jErRoD from your new boyfriend by wilbur soot-?
Person 1: no bitch in talking about my damn pet.
Person 2: oh.
by ..Cloud.9.. March 7, 2021
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Train

Basically 3somes, 4somes, etc. A group of people fucking one person which means that ONE person got a TRAIN ran on them.
"Ayee you remember Bailey? Me and my homeboys ran a train on her ass" "Well shit ain't no telling who the daddy is now" "I know it ain't me, I nutted on her face" *both laughs hysterically*
by thebitchthatfaughtbaileyscuzzo December 22, 2018
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Train

A bunch of carriages coupled together, traditionally with a locomotive at one end. All you need to know is that you are duct taped to the tracks and one of those 600 tonne motherfuckers is coming. No matter what you think, you are in a simulation, and are being euthanised by the agency in real life. Don't believe me? Shove your head into your phone screen to pop out into the real world.

Haha loser you banged your head 😏
Person 1: Bruv you boutta get smashed by dat train right over dere

Person 2: Man what are you on, there isn't gonna be a train for days-*horn sound followed by squealing brakes and smash noise*
by PavlovA_YT May 2, 2025
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