Texas starfish

The Texas starfish is a sexual act that involves the lady being tied up in a star shape and getting violently fucked

Dude me and Stacey we used the Texas starfish

by Fuckherrightnthapussy April 10, 2023

Texas Steamboat

When you pry open the hole at the tip of the penis. Scoop the fluid out with a meth pipe and smoke it.

The wife is gonna pull a texas steamboat after dinner on Friday.

by Giggles the clown May 1, 2023

Texas

Texas is an average state in America. Yeah, we have a million races of people here, but at least they’re accepted. There are meth heads and drug addicts, but those are practically everywhere nowadays. We do use y’all a lot. We like hanging out, bbq, and late night television watching. It’s quite fun here, but it sucks when you hear what other people say about our Texan pride. We love our state, get over it you stupid person from Oklahoma. We don’t have Oklahoma, but sometimes they’re just so rude about us, we have to. I live in an average suburban area in south Texas. I am in the Houston area but not living in Houston. We do love cooking! (Especially BBQ, it’s just our culture) I can’t believe I have to say this, but it isn’t the 20th century anymore. We don’t ride horses everywhere (honestly that would help the environment though), wear cowboy gear every day (maybe when we celebrate or go to the rodeo), drink too much beer, and say yee haw. I don’t think I’ve ever used that seriously in my life. Every state has flaws. Also, we aren’t the only country that decided to join a larger group. Don’t act like we’re so weak and terrible. Also, don’t get started with the George W. Bush crap. People are very shitty and I could name from terrible people from every other state too. Fuck you. But otherwise, just please stop harassing Texans. We are cool and have good sweet tea, just chill with us.

Lily: I’m from Texas!
John: Cool, I’m from Arkansas. What’s it like there?
Lily: It’s pretty nice here. One second it’s hot, the next it’s even hotter.

by Cheese milk blender May 13, 2023

Texas

Best place in Texas

Girl: what’s the best place to go to in Texas
Boy: Texas

Girl: nevermind wtf?

by Gr11233 November 21, 2023

Texas

They have a lot of lakes

Texas has so much lakes on the side it’s kind of overwhelming

by Happy Christian November 23, 2023

Texas Dipper

The sexual act of your male counterpart inserting his testicles your mouth while it is filled with chili sauce.

My girlfriend gave me a Texas dipper in a motel 6 bathroom.

by theamericancock716 November 26, 2023

Huston texas

Not Huston Texas the city dumbass the Mexican sexy one. He’s hot I would let him tap if u come across Jonathan and Huston you getting butfucked by both of them.

Huston Texas hearts alllllllllyyyyyyy

by Skibidi toilet speaker man December 8, 2023