Spidermanning

When you brace yourself in a bathroom stall to piss and shit because there is already piss on the seat....

Went to take a shit and some asshole pissed all over the seat so i did the only thing i knew was right so i climbed the stalls to prepare to perform the spidermanning

by Klopsikii June 12, 2025

Spider

Spider it’s not a name that just anyone gets it’s a name to work for it’s a name that stands out because no one have that name it means Beautiful and love. It means your special that there is no one like you a spider is a beautiful creature just like you and to the person who picked that Nickname out for you they are a very special person in your heart so never let them go because if someone makes you a nickname to stick that means they are a partner to stick

Hi spider , do your head hurt?

by Ghosty101 July 25, 2025

Spider Giraffe

A man who is one in a million infinities.

He is kind, empathetic, loving, gentle, intelligent, witty, funny, silly, sexy and an absolute joy to be around.

He allows you to be yourself, have your experiences and all your feelings. He accepts you for who you are and is your safe space.

He makes you laugh and gives you TMJ (from all the smiling).

And he has the longest spider legs in the universe and is as tall as a giraffe (metaphorically).

He is the man all the women want to be with but can’t (not just because his girlfriend is crazy and would obliterate them).

My sexy spider giraffe can we have Gn?

by The universe_actually August 13, 2025

Spider monkey position

when you have your woman grip the doorframe with her fingers and toes while you hand from a pull up bar located above said door. Then wrap your keys around her waist and proceed to thrust

We tried so new stuff bro. She was begging for the spider monkey position

by Bodybaby August 21, 2025

Spidah

A Gay Furry Femboy from Discord, dating Sluzi.

Oh hey spidah! how's you and your bf doing?

by RJJJ102010 September 23, 2025

Spider Man

When you blow a nut in your hand and then whipping your hand out a window on some ones car.

(best to do at the top of an apartment building)

I was having sex and didn't want to blow a nut in her so I Spider man it.

by Bubba C. October 14, 2025

Spidermandb11

a man who work with legends z core as mods and he wanna banning bads people on discord and he failed to banned
and he will get no aura

Spidermandb11 : let ban noob_ezeg
noob_ezeg: No

by noob_ezeg November 22, 2025